Instagram was started by a photo-buff with a vision. We turned it into a dustbin full of rubbish. Here’s how we did it:
1. The #WorkoutSelfie
Congratulations mate. You took some steroids. Be my friend.
2. The #LatteArt
The barista made you a milk-scrotum. And you just put your lips on it. Well done.
3. The #AvocadoToast
Shut the front door. You successfully put an avocado on some toast. You’re a hipster, and a chef.
4. The #HotDogLegs
You went to [insert place here] and you have knees. Bravo.
5. The #HypeBeast
A rapper that thinks he’s Jesus designed some trainers, and you paid £500 after queueing all day. Peng.
6. The #NailArt
You got your nails done, put it on instagram and set feminism back 1000 years. Have a lolly.
7. The #MirrorSelfie
Yeah. Work that iPhone 6. You’re basically a professional model.
8. The #OOTD
Who cares if you only got 4 likes? You’re so stylish! Nice touch with the hanging belt. Keep it up.
9. The #FoodPorn
You ate celery all week, but posted a picture of this so all your friends thought you had a really high metabolism. You’re a legend.
10. The #InspirationalQuote
You shared an inspirational quote. You’re so deep.
11. The #NoFilterNeeded
Sometimes you’re just so beautiful that no filter is needed. And you made that clear, with the #NoFilterNeeded hashtag. Smart.
12. The #TextConvo
That is classic [insert friend’s name here]! You should screenshot that and put it on Instagram.
13. The #SquadGoals
You’re gorgeous on your own… But when you’re with your friends. WOW!
14. The #Cocktail
You paid £15 for vodka, juice and some fruit. Teach me how to live.
15. The #Cupcakes
You saw some cupcakes. How original.